Rehab program for people who missed Chris Martin's gig

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Rehab program for people who missed Chris Martin's gig  Shashank Tiwari | Jul 3, 2015, 01.36 PM IST

People of Delhi were recently left disappointed and surprisingly it had nothing to do with the Aam Aadmi Party. Chris Martin, lead singer of popular band Coldplay, paid a secret visit to the bar in Delhi and played an impromptu acoustic set.

As soon as the news spread, people cursed their luck and displayed their frustration on social media. Even guys who had never heard of Coldplay jumped on the bandwagon to garner attention. To restore normalcy, Delhi government is working on a rehabilitation program for the heartbroken fans.

"If the Aam Aadmi Party is really so concerned about the welfare of the common man, why was not anyone informed about the Chris Martin gig. Every time there is a stupid dharna or some rally, it is publicized through TV, radio and newspaper. But not a word was let out about Chris Martin's performance," said an ardent Coldplay fan who had to be rushed to the nearest rehab centre.

Another heartbroken fan who shared his favorite Coldplay song with us said, "You know that song about the death of a parrot which goes like, "parrot parrot parrot dies" gives me goose bumps every time I listen to it." It took our Mocktale reporter a while to figure out that he was talking about the song "Paradise."

The rehab program will try to fix people who have gone almost crazy by repeatedly playing Coldplay's famous song "Fix you."

Chris Martin was impressed to find out that he had so many fans in India and said every one should buy tickets for his next show to watch him perform. People of Delhi including die-hard Coldplay fans who have become so accustomed to free stuff under Kejriwal's government showed no interest in the news.